Possible Content AdvisoryI don't give a shit.
You're on this blog, it's your own fucking responsibility. I am not your father, I am not your mother, and while we might be related, you have no place learning your manners from me and I am no one to monitor your internet navigation. That being said, I am warning now: possible adult content, lots of swearing, and opinions that you might not like. |
So... What to Write???There really isn't much for me to actually say, much less write. I should probably give a few words about how awesome I am and how you should real whatever opinionated bullshit I'm going to post here and how amazing it will be and how change your life... so yeah. Which I just did! Damn, get with the program much?
Also, pop culture references everywhere; I will be dissecting it on occasion, too. Just FYI. |
About Me?I'm fucking awesome?
Yes, yes I am. I'm also mean and weird and the nicest person you will ever meet. We could honestly become best of friends one day. I have survived high school, various apocalypses, a stampeding herd of alpacas and as of now, kidney stones. You cannot handle me. |