So... I'm basically just sitting on the bleachers at my school watching my friends contort their bodies in awkward ways. Honestly, it looks like a pornhub setting, but who am I to judge, right? Real shit, though, they're practicing martial arts, which seems pretty cool. I would join in, but that involves moving for longer than two minutes, and readers, I am totally not about that life. Well, this is me basically trying out the new weebly Android app, which finally happened after years of waiting! This makes me pretty happy, because now I can blog on my phone and bore all of you with random details about random shit that no one cares about. And now everything is in italics. I have no clue about that. Still, pretty fucking happy.
And now they're running up the bleachers. Yay! Alejandro is twerking on the benches. Hahaha! True story, tbh. They're using legs now. And I shall pretend that actually made sense. They asked me to join, and I can't, 'cause I'd probably go halfway up and go into cardiac arrest.
And Alejandro just semi-molested me. I'm done. Bye. Be awesome, few readers, and tell me how this looks.
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