Seriously! You don't know how happy I am about not being dead; it's crazy! :D
Anyway, since I have absolutely nothing to blog about, I'll touch on three different subjects:
1. Mean Girls Appreciation Week and how it's so awesome that fetch is finally happening.
2. Sushi and Little Tokyo
3. My thoughts on finally watching "Teen Wolf."
Mean Girls Appreciation Week
Therefore, I am officially dubbing this "Mean Girls Appreciation Week" since it's been a long while since I've watched the movie and I have not quoted it so much since I watched it three times in a row when I was twelve (Starz had been playing it over and over and I so did not want to watch the Disney channel- lolz)! I remember I was once able to quote the whole movie line for line, while my cousin watched me with something between fascination and embarrassment playing on his face.
So go forth and quote! (And if you haven't watched this movie gtfo and jump off a cliff already). Seriously, go do this, even if you are a scum sucking road whore who ruins people's lives.
NOTE: If you do end up jumping off a cliff, it is so not my fault. It is yours for being stupid enough to listen to some crazy guy on the internet. I mean, seriously, it's not my fault you're like in love with me or something.
Adventures in Little Tokyo
Well today, I was the drag-ee. Or I was the dragged? Either way, I was taken there and fed sushi at chopstick-point. After today's club meeting my friends took me to a little restaurant (the name of which I totally forgot) and had me try some type of sushi.
Let me tell you something about this "sushi." I argue that it technically wasn't sushi, 'cause it didn't have fish. I mean, sushi has fish, right? That's what makes it sushi! I couldn't even put it near the other plates 'cause it didn't have fish are there was going to be sushi rolls with their fish showing! I had to tell it "cucumber roll, I can't place you there because I think you're not sushi" and then it got mad. It was so retarded, and I guess now it's on crack.
Anyway, the possible-not-sushi was fucking delicious! I had never tried anything close to it, and I loved it! It was fun to actually eat with chopsticks for once, those tricky little bastards! I didn't even drop anything! (Soy Sauce does not count!)
Teen Wolf
I did, in fact, watch the original movie, starring Michael J. Fox. I used to watch it all the time with my dad, whenever they would show it on television, since we were too lazy to find a copy of the tape. SMH 5ever.
Anyway, in the movie version Michael J. Fox plays a guy (Scott) who turns out to be a werewolf, due to some genetic issues he inherited from his father. His best friend uses this to become like super popular and have Scott become the basketball team's mascot and such and etc.
The show is obviously nothing like this. The show basically takes the movie, turns it into Buffy the Vampire Slayer with extra werewolves, adds a little of True Blood and goes from there. AND IT PULLS IT OFF!!!
Not even kidding, I was expecting to walk into this and absolutely hate it and bitch about how quality television hasn't existed since the sixth season of Charmed (which, NO, 'cause White Collar and Suits, but I digress), but I liked it! I didn't love it, but it shows great promise! I'm actually in shock that I like a show on MTV! (I generally avoid MTV like the fucking plague, because, let's be honest, the Kardashians).
The acting for the most part sucked, but it's okay. It's the pilot and besides, for the ones that did suck, other actors more than made up for it. I'm planning to use the summer to catch up with the show, so expect random tidbits from me about this.
Also, at some point, expect a review on both American Gods, by Neil Gaiman and The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern. And tomorrow is Suits night, so I might liveblog it whilst watching so you can read me crying at the fallout of Donna's departure.
And- No Life. FOREVER ALONE.
Anyway...
Comment and let me know what you think! :)